We are at a loss, folks. Somehow this mysterious woman showed up at a recent Attapulgus gang function and managed to spend 3 hours there without once ever revealing her identity.
Who sent her?
Is she a fed investigating us for EPA violations because Travis' mufflers are too loud?
Is she an escaped member of the 35th Calvary Primitive Baptist Assembly of Zion church out looking for a strawberry margarita (you came to the right place, darlin'!) without the congregation seeing?
Is she a reporter for the Tallahassee Democrat?
We do not know.
All we know is she can dodge a camera lens better than a politician can dodge a question, or better than Ranger can dodge a Rottweiler -- and that's sayin' something, folks.
If any of y'all know the identity of this woman, please let us know -- she won the raffle that night and we're trying to give her the prize!
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