Gettin' Pumped For The SMRS Season!

Hope y'all had a nice and squishy-sweet Valentines Day/Daytona 500 yesterday. If today -- being Monday -- ain't the opposite of yesterday then I don't know what in the hell is.

Saturday found us Attapulgus gangstas seat-deep in the local mud. Steve brought along his yankee-girl Renee, who was kind enough to enlighten us about the similarities between ATVin' and snowmobilin'.  Havin' done plenty of snowmobilin' myself in a past life, I have to say that the main similarities are the sound of those motors and the taste of that beer.  The main differences -- my ass never recalls snowmobilin' underwater or having to chop the heads off a swarm of water moccasins with a machete.

But I digress.  This weekend is big fun in Doles, GA.  That's 'cause the Southern Mud Racing Series is kicking off its 2010 race season at Creekbottom ATV Park, and our Attapulgus gang will be flyin' colors at the event.  Not sure who or what we're gonna race just yet, but being there is half the battle -- we'll worry about the rest of it when we get there.  Gonna need some damned helmets because, unfortunately, lawyers have had something to say to somebody.  We'll try to obey the rules just out of our general sense of graciously accepting hospitality, but there's likely to be trouble at some point.  We'll keep you posted.